Thursday, March 1, 2012

Things My Students Say: Chinese and Smoking

It's the start of a new semester! I feel like some of my students may not respect my authority..

Me: Here are the class rules - DON'T SPEAK CHINESE!
Students: Hao, hao!
Me: ... I hate you guys.

Or maybe it's just a lack of social skills..

Betsy: Mark, have you smoked any cigarettes lately?
Mark (exhaling into Betsy's face): HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: ... Could've just said no...

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